Checking in from . . . oh, my hometown I guess!

I tried to make a quick update earlier this morning, but wherever the fuck I was, the internet was NOT being kind and it appears it did not post. Cool!

WARNING: This is just me updating you on my last couple days. That's all. It's not that exciting, and I have more pictures with ME in it than i normally do, which I now feel weird about. Anyway . . .

So yeah, a lot going on during this trip, good, bad, wtf, yada.

The good – if you saw my post on  Facebook on Thursday, while my travel day was bonkers (which I just typo’d as “bonekers” which made me laugh), especially since my partner is traveling WITH A HERNIATED DISK AND NO HE ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT BE TRAVELING, but I’m not his real mom and he didn’t want to stay behind and….ugh. I love him, but he is so fucking grounded . . .

Anyway, while it was a stressful day, the flight attendant, after I acted like an ADHD 4 year old spider monkey, (which I am), allowed me to a.) press the button for “boarding music” and b.) gave me a set of wings like they give to 4 year old spider monkeys when they travel because I mentioned where she could hear it that I never flew as a child so I had missed out.

Seriously, after delayed fights and a suffering travel partner and all sorts of other bullshit, that made my whole fucking day. So did getting to my first destination of Portland, OR…even though we didn’t get in and settled til after 2am. Ugh.