So this dumbfuckery is from several years ago (2008) when I was bored and made a couple batshit Craigslist adds in the ‘love connection’ - or whatever it was called - section of Craigslist.
I just found this old, moldy screencap on an old hard drive and it’s kind of fuzzy, but it reads:
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Unshaven dance teacher, that would be me, seeking cat lover who can …
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