If only I could mind my Ps & Qs.

Typical Woman

Yesterday was a weird fucking day, chock full of bizarre online interactions so wild and varied that honestly, it was one of those days where you’re just going “what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?”

I mean it didn’t even start out with that being the problem; it started with me deciding not to shower yet, to take the gross-ass covers off the gross-ass dog be…