IT'S STILL A DILDO, OK?

For fuckssake . . .

So I’ve wrapped up my book tour, this leg of it anyway. I’ve stayed healthy-ish but I’m absolutely wiped out right now. I’m in the airport waiting for a connecting flight and my body is vibrating from exhaustion after sleeping maybe an hour on the plane overnight (why do I ever think I’ll be able to sleep enough on the goddamn plane . . .).

This has been…