Remember that time when Antifa killed me in Portland and I died and then all the crumb maidens got cake?

I don't.

Sep 27, 2025

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May be an image of text that says 'Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump At the request of Secretary of of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 2.39k ReTruths 10.6k... 9/27/25, 9:19 AM'

This latest bullshit…

It’s all just so gross. And embarrassing. And horrifying.

More than that, it’s fucking scary that this dumb, orange motherfucker can just puke up words that aren’t based in reality and “authorize full force.”

War ravaged?

Under siege?

I’m sorry, but fucking WHAT?

The “full force” is only if necessary, of course. I’m sure he’ll leave tha…

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