I had someone ask me why I don't "report" more on the Epstein Files and how the Peachy Pustule is "finally going down" and why don't I use my platform, blah blah.
Well, first of all, please go fuck yourself, I was very busy making gumbo and posting pictures of it.
Secondly, I'm not a reporter. I don't "report things," not often - like some of my posts cou…
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